Press: Tell us about your platform.
Jack: What’s to say? I’m sitting right here on it. I really like to sit here and watch the back yard.
Press: Your platform is a deck?
Jack: Yes, now that you mention it, I think the hoomans call it a deck.
Press: I was meaning more, like, what is your position on squirrels ….
The transcript ends here with a lot of barking and scuffling. Watch this space for any other information we can recover.
A.P. (The animal press association)