NASHVILLE, TN. The Puppyrazzi has released a video secretly recorded in the backyard this afternoon. The video, they claim, shows evidence of Jack the Scottie and his campaign manager, Arya, digging up dirt about potential campaign opponents.
Jack the Scottie is currently the only declared candidate for President of the Backyard. He announced his campaign in September, 2015. An unfortunate incident at a press conference in October led to an official apology from the campaign.
Early this evening, the campaign of Jack the Scottie issued the following statement: “Jack the Scottie and his campaign manager, Arya, were not ‘digging up dirt about potential campaign opponents.’ They were, in fact, checking the level of the permafrost as a part of research for future backyard improvements. We trust the public to ‘consider the source’ of this ridiculous accusation.”
Puppyrazzi video below.