NASHVILLE, TN. On the eve of the backyard caucuses, the campaign of Jack the Scottie for President of the Backyard has released an official portrait of the candidate.
The candidate said, “I would be honored to serve as the President of this fine backyard. It is the most beautiful backyard in the city. I believe in food and fun for all residents. I promise to work for safe shelter and other improvements if you will put your trust in my leadership.”
Critics said that the official portrait of Jack the Scottie should have been taken IN the backyard.
Campaign manager, Arya, responded that “The candidate’s visits to the backyard have been temporarily curtailed since he recently had a bath.”