Campaign Strategy Retreat 

NASHVILLE, TN. The campaign staff of Jack the Scottie for President of the Backyard prepares for a weekend strategy retreat at Camp Tracy. There they will join campaign lobbyists Sammy and Lenny for some serious work. 

This powerhouse group will have much to discuss following this week’s announcement that the squirrel caucus has put forth their candidate, Mr. P. Nut Squirrel. 

Anony-mouse sources say that the squirrels have quite a few stashes of valuable “nuts” stored around the backyard. There is talk of Jack forming his own Super Pack to underwrite his campaign. 

4 Responses

  1. theguster

    This is good news! Jack, Arya, Sammie & Lenny will surely devise a good strategy; there is strength in numbers! After brainstorming their ideas, I hope they all take time to relax, unwind and enjoy some delicious treats and dinner at Camp Tracy. Please keep us updated, we are keeping our paws and fingers crossed!

    McDuff & Mom

  2. Retreat and considering strategy is good. Not so sure about the Super Pac… As their spiritual advisor you may want to sit down with them and do a little Bible study (i might suggest Luke 4:5-8 but then that may betray my bias). Not of course to tell them what to do, but to make sure they are not being seduced by the lure of easy treats… sometimes an appetite gets the best of a good dog…

  3. Deborah Maria

    Ready to roll! The campaign trail is so exciting. Must have wonderful scents…er, sense…er, whatever. May the caucusing leave no bones of contention.

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