NASHVILLE, TN. The campaign staff of Jack the Scottie for President of the Backyard prepares for a weekend strategy retreat at Camp Tracy. There they will join campaign lobbyists Sammy and Lenny for some serious work.
This powerhouse group will have much to discuss following this week’s announcement that the squirrel caucus has put forth their candidate, Mr. P. Nut Squirrel.
Anony-mouse sources say that the squirrels have quite a few stashes of valuable “nuts” stored around the backyard. There is talk of Jack forming his own Super Pack to underwrite his campaign.