Jack the Scottie is in a furious campaign for President of the Backyard. His opponent, Mr. P. Nut Squirrel could not be located for a comment.
Entertainment news sensation, Josie the Cat, says, “The Campaign claims that ‘He just had a bath.’ But what candidate would go to bed wet?!? There must be more of a story there. (Perhaps a midnight rendezvous in the snow?)”
Campaign manager, Arya, says they are sticking with their story. “He takes a lot longer to dry than most dogs,” she explained. “And he’s afraid of the hair drier.”