Dear Hooman Friends,
Mom says I was bitten by “a travel bug.” There were midges in Scotland, but I don’t remember seeing any traveling bugs.
I had such a fun time on my trip, I’d like to go again. Mom said I can go if you want to take me. I don’t eat as much as not-flat Jack. And I pack very easily into the side pocket of your suitcase.
If you want to take me with you on a trip, just let Mom know and she will send me to you.