Even as the Rodent Party gathers in the Back Yard for their convention, the work of the neighborhood watch continues.
Saturday, 6:32 a.m. (CDT). Morning rounds.
Strange Object found in the roadway. Two responders on the scene.
Object is indeed Very Strange. Could it be from another planet? After thorough sniffing, strange object deemed to be 100% human-made and not a threat.
Saturday, 6:38 a.m. (CDT). Emergency status terminated.