NASHVILLE, TN. The candidates for the Puppy Party in the campaign for President of the Back Yard took a walk yesterday to check the polls. Jack the Scottie and Arya the Porch Dog examined polls within walking distance of the Back Yard. Trailed by campaign staff, press, and puppyrazzi, the polls were closely scrutinized and deemed favorable to Jack’s election chances.
Campaign officials released a statement which stated, “Jack and Arya were Very Pleased at what they found at the Polls. They are encouraged that the Polls favor Jack’s campaign by a significant margin.”
Jack and Arya returned to Campaign Headquarters and spent the evening playing with balls, chewing on rawhide, and wrestling. “We had fun,” reported Arya.