Saturday, 6:32 a.m. (CDT). Morning rounds.
Unidentified objects reported. Emergency personnel approached carefully.
Bulbous in nature, the intruders seemed harmless. Objects carefully sniffed and left in place. Personnel will keep watch on the situation.
Saturday, 6:38 a.m. (CDT). Emergency status terminated.
Jack the Scottie 
You two are awesome! Everyone should have a Neighborhood Patrol like you! Just a quick sniff, nary a bark and you’re on your way!
McDuff’s Mom
The barking came later when the balloons started moving around in the wind. Very Scary!!!! 😜
Glad peeing was not thought necessary!
Was so good to see you this morning! ❤
What a joy to see Arya so calmly deal with The Unknown! Remember a year ago?
Jack is cool.
I have no doubt that they’ll keep the neighborhood safe!