The Creation of the Scottie Periodic Table

Scotties in History In 2019, hoomans observe the 150th anniversary of the creation of the periodic table, attributed in large part to Dmitri Mendeleev. Less known is the creation of the Scottie Periodic Table of Essential Elements, attributed in large part to two unknown Scottish Terrier scientists. Be sure to sign up to follow Jack’s […]

A Possum Tail in Three Parts

A Haiku Story by Jack Part 1: Pre-Dawn Racket Fresh in the pre-dawn A Varmint in our backyard We wake the neighbors Part 2: Afternoon Raid Quiet afternoon Possum cornered: bark, bark, bark Mom’s Varmint rescue Part 3: The End of the Tail Pest control men here We are shut up in the house They […]

Dear Diary, Love, Mom

Dear Diary, I might be getting to old for these neighborhood patrol duties. The other day, I had to rescue the dadgum possum in the back yard – again. This was the second possum rescue in two months. (At least this one was in the afternoon and not at 5:30 a.m.) I was alerted by […]

Scottie Curling Team Goes for Gold

PYEONGCHANG, KOREA. In other news, the unorthodox methods of the Scottie Curling Team seem to paying off. The team, sponsored by the Middle Fork Scottie Ranch, Lyons, CO are in the finals and are favored for the gold medal. They play the Newcastle Corgies in the best of 10 ends. Scottie Coach, Angus McFee said, […]

Dear Diary – Jack and Arya’s Christmas Card

Dear Diary, We are on a Christmas Card! (I don’t know what a Christmas Card is, but Mom is Very Excited about it.) We sat on the couch and Mom took our picture with the Christmas Cards. Jack is on Lots of Cards. But I’m just on this one. Mom says I am Dressed like […]