Dear Diary (Christmas Edition)

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Dear Diary,

There are some Very Strange Things going on in the neighborhood. We were on a Walk and Mom said I should Sit. I Sat and those big dogs were Staring at me.

Mom said I could Help Pull Santa’s Sleigh. I asked if there would be Treats. Mom just laughed.

There is a Visitor at our house. He is a Hooman from Ohio. He throws my toys and gives me Treats. I like him.

Until next time.

Love, Arya

Dear Diary

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Dear Diary,

Some Really Big Things have happened here.

One day Jack left to go for a ride in the car. But He Didn’t Come Home. Mom cried a whole lot. I Licked Her And She Let Me!!!!!

That Very Same Day, I lost my collar. She said, “Where is Your collar? Did Jack take it to show Spec?”

Mom said, “Want to ride in the car?” We went to A Pet Store. There were lots and lots of smells there. There were People And Dogs walking around the store. Mom got me a new collar and Jingly Tags.

Every day, Mom takes me for a walk. Just her and me. We go Very Very far where I have never been before. We go Very Fast and we walk for a long time. I like long walks.

At night, mom tells me to sleep by her. I like sleeping by her. It keeps my nose warm. She said, “Arya, you got a promotion to #1 bed warmer.”

Every day is Very Quiet now. Except when Sweetie, the dog next door, comes outside. She always barks, “Hey! I am here! I am here!” And then I run outside through the door and I bark, “Hey! I am here, too!”

I miss Jack.

Until next time.

Love, Arya

Dear Diary. The Tail.

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Dear Diary.

There was This Tail. It belonged to Jack. But he left it right there in front of me. Right above the bed where I was sleeping.

I couldn’t believe it. I couldn’t help myself. I couldn’t resist.

But every time I moved closer to The Tail, Mom sounded Very Angry. I would never hurt The Tail. But I wanted to pull it Just A Little Bit.

Then Jack moved. And The Tail moved, too. Oh Well. Maybe next time.

Love,
Arya

Dear Diary

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Dear Diary,

Today she put The Coat on me. I thought it was Gone 4 Ever. But Now it’s Back.

The Shame. The Humiliation. Jack did not have to wear The Coat. Just Me!

My ancestors Never wore garments. They were Mighty in Bravery in all kinds of situations.

Why does she Torture me So?

Until Next Time.

Love,
Arya