Dear Diary. The Tail.

Dear Diary. There was This Tail. It belonged to Jack. But he left it right there in front of me. Right above the bed where I was sleeping. I couldn’t believe it. I couldn’t help myself. I couldn’t resist. But every time I moved closer to The Tail, Mom sounded Very Angry. I would never […]

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Today she put The Coat on me. I thought it was Gone 4 Ever. But Now it’s Back. The Shame. The Humiliation. Jack did not have to wear The Coat. Just Me! My ancestors Never wore garments. They were Mighty in Bravery in all kinds of situations. Why does she Torture me So? […]

Dear Diary, I Took a DNA Test

Dear Diary, I love it when Mom laughs. That’s what she did when she read the instructions for the DNA test.  I don’t know what DNA means. I think probably it means Do Not Attack. It would make more sense if it meant Do Not Bark (DNB) or Do Not Jump (DNJ). That’s what Hoomans […]

Dear Diary. Love, Arya.

Dear Diary, The Best Thing has happened!! There is a New Invention that has come to our house. It is called A Dog Door. It is just for Dogs Like Me to go In and Out of the House. A Man came two weeks ago. When he left, then we had The New Dog Door. […]

Dear Diary

   Dear Diary, Mom said that Today is International Women’s Day. I don’t know what that is, but it’s Very Important. She said that I am a Female and she is, too. But Jack Is Not. So this is Not a Special Day for him!!! I have been helping Mom in the back yard. I […]