NASHVILLE, TN. Arya, Vice Presidential candidate for the Back Yard Election has been declared 100% dog and is 100% eligible to serve as running mate for Jack the Scottie. Mr. P. Nut Squirrel challenged the eligibility of Arya to serve as VP since she was a Porch Dog of unknown origin. Mr. Squirrel declared, “If […]
Dear Diary: The DNA Is Almost Here
Dear Diary, Oh, oh, oh, I am so excited. My DNA results are nearly ready. I got a picture from the DNA people of my Genetic Code. I don’t know yet what it means, but it will be coming Very Soon! I have so many Hooman Friends who have been helping to guess. I Love […]
Arya’s Contest: Porch Dog or Elegant Mutt?
A Little Contest: Guess Arya’s Heritage and support your favorite Puppy Charity. What: Give us your best guess of Arya’s heritage. (Arya has submitted a DNA sample in response to Mr. P. Nut Squirrel’s claim that she is unfit to serve as Vice President of the Back Yard.) How: Post your guess here in the […]