Dear Diary, I might be getting to old for these neighborhood patrol duties. The other day, I had to rescue the dadgum possum in the back yard – again. This was the second possum rescue in two months. (At least this one was in the afternoon and not at 5:30 a.m.) I was alerted by […]
Dear Diary, This has been the Worst Day of my life. I found the most Beautiful Smell in the Back Yard and rolled in it. When Mom got home, she said I had to have A Bath! She even washed my Collar! Worst of all, My Brother Jack didn’t have to get A Bath. He […]
Dear Diary, We are on a Christmas Card! (I don’t know what a Christmas Card is, but Mom is Very Excited about it.) We sat on the couch and Mom took our picture with the Christmas Cards. Jack is on Lots of Cards. But I’m just on this one. Mom says I am Dressed like […]
Dear Diary, I have a new friend. His name is Andy. Andy came to the Blessing of the Animals and we played together. Andy’s Mom and my Mom are friends. Andy and Andy’s Mom brought me a Present! It was wrapped in pretty paper, so Andy helped to open it. Mom and I were Very […]
Dear Diary, Mr. Squirrel is not the only one who is bad at writing Thank You Notes. Our Mom is, too. We got The Best Package from our Auntie in Oregon and Mom still hasn’t written our Thank You Note. The Package had Fun Stuff for our Moms. And even Treats for them. (They never […]
Dear Diary, Mr. P. Nut Squirrel got A Package at our house this week. It came in The Mail. We like The Mail. Every day, we go to Check the Mail in the front yard. Then we come back in the house and Get A Treat! A Package was in the mailbox. And when Mom […]
Dear Diary, I finally found out what Mom was doing Up There On the Table for A Very Very Long Time. Love, Jack P.S. Mom wants to know who wants this puzzle next?