A Message from Mr. P. Nut Squirrel

NASHVILLE, TN. The following is press release from Mr. P. Nut Squirrel, Candidate for President of the Back Yard, Rodent Party. After careful scrutiny of the DNA documents, I admit that my opponent’s Vice Presidential Candidate, Arya, is eligible to serve on the ticket. I can, in fact, testify to her terrier roots due to […]

Arya’s Contest: Porch Dog or Elegant Mutt?

A Little Contest: Guess Arya’s Heritage and support your favorite Puppy Charity. What: Give us your best guess of Arya’s heritage. (Arya has submitted a DNA sample in response to Mr. P. Nut Squirrel’s claim that she is unfit to serve as Vice President of the Back Yard.) How: Post your guess here in the […]

Arya Responds to Squirrel Challenge

NASHVILLE, TN. Arya the “Porch Dog” took time out of her busy Olympic schedule to respond today to a scathing open letter from Mr. P. Nut Squirrel, presidential candidate for the opposing party in the run for president of the back yard. Mr. Squirrel has challenged the eligibility of Arya’s nomination for vice president representing […]

Open Letter from Mr. P. Nut Squirrel

NASHVILLE, TN. – The following letter was released today by the campaign of Mr. P. Nut Squirrel, candidate for President of the Back Yard. Mr. Squirrel is running for President of the Back Yard against Olympic Champion, Jack the Scottie, and his running mate, Arya. An Open Letter to the Voters in the Back Yard, […]

Report from RBYP (Rodent Back Yard Party)

Editor’s note: We apologize for the late filing of this story. The RBYP Convention ran very late due to disruptions in the schedule. Every time there was a break, each rodent had to go bury their nuts in their favorite location, thus prolonging the break times. Further, chants of “P. Nut Squirrel! P. Nut Squirrel!” […]

Jack’s Acceptance Speech

NASHVILLE, TN. An emotional and action-packed day at the Puppy Party Convention has ended with the acceptance speech by Presidential Candidate, Jack the Scottie. In a thirteen-minute speech Jack created an atmosphere of hope and happiness for the future of the back yard. (Watch an excerpt from his speech below or at the campaign website.) […]

News from the Convention – Jack’s Biography

NASHVILLE, TN. The Back Yard’s Puppy Party Convention continues today. Jack the Scottie, candidate for the office of President of the Back Yard, introduced his running mate, Arya the Porch Dog. Jack’s candidacy was confirmed in a roll call vote of all party delegates. After treats were dispersed, the delegates settled down for the viewing […]

Convention News: Arya’s Acceptance Speech

NASHVILLE, TN. Saturday’s Puppy Party Convention saw speeches by Jack’s friends and supporters. Sweetie, the miniature Schnauzer from next door, praised Jack’s ability to welcome new puppies and teach them how to play. Turbo, the Husky-Australian cattle dog from the other next door, said that Jack, though short of stature, casts a big shadow in […]

Jack the Scottie Announces Running Mate

NASHVILLE, TN. Jack the Scottie, presumptive candidate for President of the Back Yard, called a press conference late last night to announce his choice for Vice President. In a surprise move, he has picked Arya, his Campaign Manager. Arya the Porch Dog is a dog of mystery. She showed up on the porch at the […]