Dear Diary (Christmas Edition)

Dear Diary, There are some Very Strange Things going on in the neighborhood. We were on a Walk and Mom said I should Sit. I Sat and those big dogs were Staring at me. Mom said I could Help Pull Santa’s Sleigh. I asked if there would be Treats. Mom just laughed. There is a […]

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, There was LOTS of PMail in that brush pile yesterday. We always stop there to read, but yesterday was THE BEST!! We read that Mocha and Darla stopped there. And the skinny white cat that stares at us from the top of a car (and thinks we don’t see her, but we do! […]

Jack Meets a Plastic Sack

Thursday, 6:32 p.m. (CDT). Evening rounds. Strange object blows into the front yard. Jack slowly and carefully approaches the foreign object and finds it to be harmless. Thursday, 6:38 p.m. (CDT). Emergency status terminated.

Neighborhood Watch: Return of the Tortoise

Thursday, 6:32 a.m. (CDT). Morning rounds. Back yard intruder. Emergency personnel approached loudly and carefully. Supervisor called emergency personnel to return to post and leave intruder alone. Emergency personnel ignored supervisor until Treats were promised. Intruder was relocated to a nearby safe and compatible habitat outside the fence. Thursday , 6:38 a.m. (CDT). Emergency status […]

Dear Diary, Love, Mom

Dear Diary, I might be getting to old for these neighborhood patrol duties. The other day, I had to rescue the dadgum possum in the back yard – again. This was the second possum rescue in two months. (At least this one was in the afternoon and not at 5:30 a.m.) I was alerted by […]

An Apology

Dear Diary, Mom says we owe An Apology To The Neighborhood for all the barking this morning. We went out in the back yard and there was A Varmint there. Right in Our Back Yard. Right in The Ground We barked and barked. Jack even ran down into the back yard. Then Mom had to […]