Dear Dairy. Love, Arya

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Dear Diary,

This has been the Worst Day of my life.

I found the most Beautiful Smell in the Back Yard and rolled in it. When Mom got home, she said I had to have A Bath! She even washed my Collar!

Worst of all, My Brother Jack didn’t have to get A Bath. He was Scared, so he Hid in the Closet.

Now my Ears are Tickley.

Until next time.

Love, Arya

PS Maybe tomorrow I can Play in the Back Yard again! ❤️

Scottie Curling Team Goes for Gold

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PYEONGCHANG, KOREA. In other news, the unorthodox methods of the Scottie Curling Team seem to paying off. The team, sponsored by the Middle Fork Scottie Ranch, Lyons, CO are in the finals and are favored for the gold medal. They play the Newcastle Corgies in the best of 10 ends.

Scottie Coach, Angus McFee said, “Scotties are quite suited for the sport of Curling. They love the ice and are very sturdy and compact … those rocks can really knock you about if you are not careful. I don’t know how those Corgies have gotten this far. They are a bit too long in the body for Curling. Now the Skeleton … that’s a sport for Corgies. But I wish them the best of luck in the finals. I’m so proud of my wee team. They are all in for the fun and excitement.”

Watch the match on Animal Planet: Canine in its 24/7 Olympics coverage.

An Apology

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Dear Diary,

Mom says we owe An Apology To The Neighborhood for all the barking this morning.

We went out in the back yard and there was A Varmint there. Right in Our Back Yard. Right in The Ground

We barked and barked. Jack even ran down into the back yard.

Then Mom had to slide down the hill in her PJs and tell us to “Be Quiet!!!” And “Come Here!!!”

Mom said “Thank Goodness It Wasn’t a Skunk!!!”

Mom closed the gate so it can get away.

We need a nap now. After breakfast.

Until next time.

Love, Arya

Dear Diary. Help me. Love, Arya.

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Dear Diary,

Help Me. I am being punished and I don’t know why. Mom brought home these “Puppy Pajamas” and put them on me. I am warmer, but I cannot move. Or Eat. Or walk. Or pee.

This has been the worst day of my life. Except for that one time at The Vet.

Until Next Time. Love,
Arya

Dear Diary – Jack and Arya’s Christmas Card

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Dear Diary,

We are on a Christmas Card! (I don’t know what a Christmas Card is, but Mom is Very Excited about it.) We sat on the couch and Mom took our picture with the Christmas Cards.

Jack is on Lots of Cards. But I’m just on this one. Mom says I am Dressed like a Reindeer. And Jack is Dressed Like Santa Paws.

Mom took these Cards to our friend, Joe. He is going to send them To Philadelphia!!! (Joe said it is a Long Way Away.)

Mom said she will Go Away on Saturday with more Cards to share at The Art & Soul 12 South Holiday Mart. We don’t get to go. (That’s ok, because the Only Treat is Cider.)

Until Next time,

Arya

PS Mom said I should tell you there are more cards and t-shirts and other stuff you can see here.